Friday, November 20, 2009

Stupid Quotes by Athletes

I had a really long day and work and as I am typing this I have to be back in 6 hours. So you can call this mailing it in or a weak effort or whatever you want. I call it funny. Here are some stupid quotes made by athletes and people in the sports industry:

Note: This very well could have been all Tim McCarver quotes.

“Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There’s clothes and shoes. There’s also an upcoming book deal that I’m trying to do. I’m trying to be positive. I’m a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Ron Artest

“All I’m asking for is what I want.”
Rickey Henderson

“The sun has been there for 500, 600 years … “
Mike Cameron

“Don’t say I don’t get along with my teammates. I just don’t get along with some of the guys on the team.”
Terrell Owens

“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver

“We’re not attempting to circumcise rules.”
Bill Cowher

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Joe Theismann

“I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care.”
Carmen Policy, after 10 Cleveland fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field.

“Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.”
Charles Shackleford

“I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.”
Mike Tyson

“I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing…We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!” – Joe Namath.

"The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is
wins and losses at the major league level."
– Devil Rays GM Chuck Lamar.

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." Chuck Nevitt.

"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." Jerry Rice.

"They should have focused more on me." – Sebastian Telfair on the ESPN documentary "Through the Fire" about him.

"The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never
saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex."

– Carl Everett

"Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on
him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is." – Shannon Sharpe.

"I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85." Chad Ochocinco.

"Every time that I have
ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated." Jose Canseco.

“I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!" Karl Malone.

"Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple." – Tim McCarver.

"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play." – Reggie Jackson.

"Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes." –Tim McCarver.

"Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there." – Rickey Henderson on reports that

50 percent of ballplayers use steroids.

"The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder." – Tim McCarver.

"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him." Scottie Pippen.

"Yankee pitchers have had great success this year
against Cabrera when they get him out." Tim McCarver.

"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey." Randy Moss.

"This team is one execution away from being a very good basketball team." Doc Rivers.

Random YouTube Video (I know I used it already but seriously how epic was this dunk?)


Draper004 said...

You forgot "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE" after the clearly favoured celtics won the NBA championships.

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